Saturday, February 25, 2006

Celebrate March 20th

Guys know the drill. Every 14th of February we get the chance to display our fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day we rack our brains for that one special, unique gift that will show the wife or girlfriend that we really do love them more than any other.

Now ladies, we'll let you in on a secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure, seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret: guys feel left out. That's right, in America, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their lives. Men, as a whole, are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and BJ Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show men how much you love them. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try that much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th.

It's like a perpetual love machine! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, copy and paste, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, Steak and BJs.

SteakAndBlowJobDay.g-spotting.net
(c) Carlo Zottmann. Original content & idea
(c) Storm & Birdsey @ FNX Radio Network Boston, MA, USA.
Thanks to Cindy of Derangements.com for the info.

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