Saturday, August 05, 2006

Don't Touch My Tattoos!

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I put up with it if she's a cute girl. I deal with it. But I shouldn't have to. If you have tattoos, you know what I'm talking about. Some of the ink peaks out from the edge of the clothing and some fool thinks it's okay to just peel the clothing back without any comment. It's not like I'm a person, I'm just a fucking walking canvas that happens to be wearing clothes that obstruct your view of the art you think is on display. It's not. I'm wearing clothes, I have not asked you to undress me (even if you are a cute girl that I would love to undress me) but you choose to do so in whatever environment we find ourselves, usually a bar. Tonight, a girl tried to pull down my shirt, so I did the same to her. Her breasts were much more impressive than mine.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Chronic Tattoo t-shirt by Ugly Bill

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shitty camera phone and shitty photo program

Lovely picture of me drunk in the mens at Open Bar last Tuesday night

Take two of these and call me in the morning

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Monday, July 31, 2006

"Women do not find it difficult nowadays to act like men, but they do find it difficult to behave like gentlemen."

-Sir (Edward Montague) Compton Mackenzie (1883-1972)

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Sunday night sepia self photographs

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