Back to the true drunken ramblings

My friend Jack and I are both writers. We predict that we will be famous one day, and since no one else is going to interview us now, we're going to interview each other. Jack has no internet, so I don't expect him to see this. This is my planned script, totally James Lipton style.
If you have any suggestions, please comment.
I would like to welcome you to the first ever,
Drinking Inside the Writiers' Studio.
I'm proud to introduce our first guest ever, Juan Manuel Carrillo.

And now, for the questionaire created by Bernard Pivot:
01. What is your favorite word?
02. What is your least favorite word?
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
04. What turns you off?
05. What is your favorite curse word?
06. What sound or noise do you love?
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
09. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say
when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

The world needs more clever t-shirts

These are pretty good, from MegaTees.
I'll take an XL of each, thanks.